| Name |
|
Duties |
Special
Powers |
| Badi |
 |
Cleaner |
Please
post suggestion on Message Board |
| Betty |
 |
Daytime
bar. Sunday Cleaning |
Please
post suggestion on Message Board |
| Chopper |
 |
Bar.
Occasional kitchen duties |
Please
post suggestion on Message Board |
| Fletch |
 |
Bar |
Please
post suggestion on Message Board |
| Foxy |
 |
Bar |
Not
relevant to the name. My Greek translation refers to "Mr Frodo"
so this might cause some confusion. However "Mr Frodo"
is not really suitable for the Fort, I'll get back to you on the
future translation.
Simon
"you'll never out fox the fox" Scissorhands |
| James |
 |
Trainee
assistant manager. Bar. Occasional kitchen duty |
The
Sinister Minister - A.K.A Quivering Psychopath + Devil Muffin
I will
beat you. Blessings for £1!! |
| Katy |
 |
Bar |
Able
to coordinate space time better than a tardis |
| Laura |
 |
Bar |
All
round good egg. However - may be a hippy!!*
Never
trust a hippy. Look at Manky Pete! |
| Lee |
 |
Bar |
I
like Dylan Moran, but not funny
The bother bit is over-rated. Everyone knows I'm a pussy-cat
Knows an asshole when he sees one
Can not grow plants to save his life
All round good egg and snappy dresser
If he was as clever as he thought he was then everything would be
fine
|
| Lily |
 |
Bar.
Kitchens. Quiz reading and writing. Buffets. DJ. Posters. Website |
Your
hair is lovely when straightened
We
all know you are nuts (but lovely) |
| Mazz |
 |
Assistant
Manageress. Bar. Kitchens. Relief |
May
(or may not) know a good deal when she sees one |
| Mika |
 |
Assistant
Manageress. Bar. Relief. Occasional quiz reading |
Practically
perfect in every way.
I love
my mum |
| Penny |
 |
Bar |
I
am not well. Please phone Glenbourne on.....
James
is an angel pie!
and a lovely one too |
| Rich |
 |
Bar |
Anyone
who drinks halves in a jug is gay. |
| Roger |
 |
Sunday
cleaning |
Best
driver in the South West.
Knows
a ticket when he sees one |
| Scarah |
 |
Daytime
bar. Acoustic Cafe door |
A.K.A
Penguin.
God only knows what we'd do without you. |
| Steve |
 |
Boss.
Bar. Occasional kitchen duties. Occasional quiz reading |
Eyes
like targets |